The Three Kitties

Addi is part of the new “Teh Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs”.  Here’s her page:

Addi's Page

JACK:  WUT R U DOIN, SKIPPR?

SKIPPR:  IM WATCHIN GRANDDADDY LONG LEGS SPIDR CLIMB ON TEH PULAY PERTY.

JACK:  I WANTS 2 C.

ADDI:  KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

JACK:  ADDISON, THAZ NOT EVEN WERD.  WUT R U MAD AT?

ADDI:  TEH SPIDR.  HIS NAYM IZ PAPELBON.

SKIPPR:  THAZ NOT HIS NAYM.  HOOS EVR HERD OV SPIDR NAYM PAPELBON?  SPIDERS R CALLD CHARLOTTE, OR WEBSTR, OR TOBY MIGUIRE.

JACK:  WER DID HE GO?

SKIPPR:  THAR IT IZ, CRAWLIN ON ADDI.

ADDI:  <HISS!> KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

JACK:  HOLD ON, ADDI…

JACK: <WHACK!>

ADDI:  KKKKK..KK..K  <CLUNK!>

SKIPPR:  DID U GIT IT?  DID U GIT IT?

JACK:  ADDI?  ADDI??

ADDI:  WHA???

JACK:  DID I GIT IT?

ADDI:  PEANUTS JELLY MONKEY CLOUD <CLUNK!>

SPIDR:  HEHEHE!!!

JACK:  RATS!  THAR IT IZ…

SKIPPR:  I WANTS 2 C!

Oh lets go have fun!  It’s sunny! It’s sunny!

Mommy was havin’ a seizure last night and Jack sat on top of her! (No, Muffin, I was exercising)

Can we play? Can we?

When Mommy was gone yesterday, my ball rolled under the couch and then the squeeker came out of my rubber pork chop.  I turned my water over and layed in it.  Muffins have bad days too.

But I did chase Addi and she looked funny when she jumped on the counter and slid into the sink.  Then she made that funny noise like the air was coming out of my ball.

I’m ready to play now, Mommy!

There is a chipmunk with my name on it waiting for me to chase him.

Can we play?  Can we?

IT BE PURDY DAI.  THAR R BIRDIEZ IN DA TREE EATIN TEH KIBBLE MOMMY PUT OUT THAR.  I LIEK 2 SIT ON MAH PULAY PURDY AN WATCH TEH BIRDIEZ.  SOMETIMEZ, SKIP OR ADDI WILL COME 2 LOOK OUT TEH WINDOW BUT I DOAN MOOV.  I R HOOJ BRUDDR AN IT MAH JOB 2 LOOK OUT TEH WINDOW.

IZ FUN 2 WATCH TEH BOATS GO BY 2.  BUT DEN I HAS 2 SIT ON TEH BAK OV TEH COUCH 2 C DAT.  AN ITZ HARD 2 SIT ON TEH BAK OV TEH COUCH CAUSE ITZ JUS HOOJ PILLOWS.  I SQUOOSH THEM DOWN AN DEN I FALL.

MAH FAVERETS

FAVERET TOY: LUCILLE CAUSE SHE IZ TEH CAME COLOR AS ME
FAVERET SONG:  BALLADE POUR ADELINE CAUSE I LIEK 2 PULAY IT WIF MOMMY ON TEH PIANO
FAVERET SNAK:  SAMMON TREATS
FAVERET SPOT 2 TAEK NAP:  NEXT 2 MUFFIN
FAVERET TING 2 DO:  EAT MOMMYS HAIR
FAVERET SISTR:  SKIP BUT I LIEK ADDI 2.  SKIP LIKEZ 2 LAY AROUND LIEK ME.
FAVERET MOMMY:  MOMMY

MAH, HOW I LUV 2 RELAX AN GROOM.  I EVEN LIEK IT WHEN MOMMY BRUSHEZ ME.  I JUS DOAN LIEK IT WHEN ANYBODY TRIEZ 2 SNIP MAH NAILS!  DOAN U KNOE GURL WANTS 2 HAS LONG NAILS?  WER IZ DIS, TEH UKRAINE???

A GURL SHOULDNT WERK UP SWEAT BUT… DAT LIL RED LIGHT DRIVEZ ME CRAZY!  I HAS 2 KATCH IT AN EAT IT!  AN DED BIRDY FEATHERS 2… I LUV KATCHIN DED BIRDY.

HEERS MAH LIST OV FAVERETEZ:

FAVERET COLOR:  RED
FAVERET SMELL:  BUTT
FAVERET BRUDDR:  JACK
FAVERET SISTR:  ADDI… MUFFIN SMELLS FUNNY
FAVERET SONG:  I ENJOY BEAN GURL
FAVERET TOY:  I LIEK TEH SWINGIN TOY DAT GOEZ IN CIRCLEZ
FAVERET PLACE 2 NAP:  TEH PINK BED ON TOP OV TEH TREE
FAVERET TING 2 DO DAT DRIVEZ MOMMY CRAZY:  WALKIN ON TEH PIANO KEYS
FAVERET TING 2 DO DAT DRIVEZ BRITTANY CRAZY:  LUV HER FEET WHILE SHE IZ WALKIN
FAVERET THNG 2 DO DAT DRIVEZ MUFFIN CRAZY:  IGNORE HER

THARS BIRDY IN DA TREE.  THARS ANOTHR WAN!  MOMMY PUTS KIBBLE OUT THAR AN THEY GIT 2 EAT IT.  OWWW… HEZ RED!  I WANTS 2 PULAY WIF THEM.  MUFFIN LIKEZ 2 SCARE THEM BY MEOWIN RLY LOUD.

OUCH, JACK!  JACK BIT MAH BUTT.  HE WANTD IN DA WINDOW.  HOOJ BROTHERS CAN BE PAIN!

MOMMY GOT MAD AT ME 4 PEEIN ON TEH TOY DAT NANA GAEV US.  SHE ASKD ME Y I DID DAT.  I DOAN KNOE.  TEH LIL DOOD INSIDE MAH HEAD TOLD ME 2.

I FINDZ NEW PLACE 2 NAP IN MOMMYS ROOM.  IZ TEH TOP OV HER COMFY CHAIR AN I LIEK LAYIN THAR WHEN SHE IZ READIN.  WHEN SHE IZ PLAYIN WIF TEH YARN, I WANTS 2 PULAY 2, BUT SHE DOAN WANTS ME 2.  I DOAN KNOE Y.

Over the past few months, I’ve watched playdate participation fall off to less than 10.  This is probably because of my schedule getting crazy and canceled playdates… nobody knows when one will be.  OR… the fact that the kids aren’t cute little kittens anymore could have something to do with it as well.

So, what to do… do I continue doing the playdates?  Do I cut them down to one a week?  Do I cut them out all together and just post occasionally on the blog?  I’ve already done away with the website and the forum (the forum was causing many problems as I got over 200 spam emails a day.)

I don’t want to let anybody down and if there were enough interest I wouldn’t have a problem doing the playdate(s) each week.

Opinions needed.

[tail wagging] [blink] [blink] [panting]

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh BOY!!!!  I getta rite now!

Can I go outside?  Can I?

Jerky treat?  Sugar Cookie? Can I go outside?

Jack… Jack… stop rubbing on me… I’m goin’ outside!

What was that?

Momma… here’s my leash!  Can I go ou…. What was that?

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh BOY!!!

Why are you hissing at me?  Why is that spot on your head?

You smell funny too.

Momma…. Can I go outside?

Jack heer.  I’m teh saen oldah bruddah uv Skippah adn Addison.  Level hededed adn eloquent, I’m mahmmy’s favoriet.  Her letz meh eats her hehr.  It’s mai turn ta riet whut I wantz awn dis blog.  adn I wantz ta riet abowt mai frenz Lucille adn Cletuz.

I luvz Lucille adn Cletuz.  Dey fly adn I getz ta katch dem.  Dey’re hehry adn eets eezee ta carry dem in mai mouf.  Cletuz tellz graet storeez.  Him uzd ta b a Ice Road Truckah, drivin trucks ovah teh frozen oshun in Canada.  Him haded ta giev eet up cuz him wuz havin trubble drivin teh big rigz, seein az hao himz jus four inchez tall.  I nows hao him feelz cuz dey iz fingz wantz ta doez but kan’t cuz I don’t haz thumbz.

adn Lucille iz speshal too.  Her uzd ta wurks awn a crab evil-watah-deviec awn teh Berin see.  Her mahmma wurkeded thar too.  Dey werz awn teh Cornelia Marie, but werzn’t shown awn teh TV cuz dey werz too small foar teh cameraz ta pikk up.  Dey’re job wuz ta keep Capt. Phil frum fallin asleep at teh wheel.  Den, wehn Lucille’s muddah goed overboard adn wuz losed at see (Capt. Phil lef teh window open), Lucille comed territory ta Cletuz adn dey comed ta liev in awr territory.  I’m glad dey didz too.  I luvz dem.

sow, nao I’z gotta go ta wurks.  I sleep gud adn mahmmy payz meh gud wif lovin adn treatz.  Her lurvez meh betterest.